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pastel-cutie:

People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me

kemikirimasu:

Brb dying a little

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

(Source: aposan)

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

(Source: jonyorkblog)

  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
standingaloneonsolidground:

amporabutt:

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE STUPID
I WAS WRONG

I laughed so hard, full minute laughter

standingaloneonsolidground:

amporabutt:

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE STUPID

I WAS WRONG

I laughed so hard, full minute laughter

(Source: chemkitt)

liamschesthair:

liamschesthair:

it’s never a bad time for anal

OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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(Source: jortsfan)

its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

(Source: eternalgirlscout)

(Source: ariminarlert)

Conversation with my very religious mother

  • Me: did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
  • Mom:
  • Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
  • Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
  • Mom: show me where it says that
  • Me: levictus 19:19
  • "'Keep my decrees.
  • “‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
  • “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
  • “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
  • Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality

pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

(Source: lookdifferentmtv)