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zero-the-her0:

nightcloak:

unforgivingplace:

I am fairly convinced that Red Pandas are not real.

OHMYGOD

THEY ARE LIKE CHILDREN WITH TAILS 

(Source: larsofcydonia)

evilfartgallery:

fartgallery:

i hope you’re all having a great day

I don’t

thedolphinqueen:

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

I was on the toilet when I read this and you know what

(Source: yffud)

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

vitasaws:

(Source: spikesspiegel)

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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ask-sassy-aoba:

I REALLY AM TRYING TO TAKE NOIZ’S ROUTE SERIOUSLY BUT WHEN MY GAME GLITCHES AND PULLS THIS KIND OF SHIT

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AND THIS 

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I FUCKING CAN’T OMFG

joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

(Source: lmaquarius)

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

artonelico:

centaurs-other-testicle:

tristantaylorsbutt:

gundoom:

Horses With Better Hair Than You

WAIT

HOLD ON

BACK UP A SECOND

(Source: mayonnaka)

whippedcraem:

鯛焼き

alluka:

my favorite ddr song

alluka:

my favorite ddr song

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisloud)

yama-z-aki:

Sosuke doesn’t have a girly name.

this is the most dramatic video I’ve ever made in my editing career.

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist